Mads Mikkelsen as Nigel 

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kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
coachellaspooky:

yet another unrealistic standard for women

coachellaspooky:

yet another unrealistic standard for women

mioinne:

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.

mioinne:

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.

thatfuckingcrowv2:

dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

thatfuckingcrowv2:

dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

liliumgrey:

This is beautiful.